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Dot Dot Dot - Animated Dot Dot Dot - Animated

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Incredible

The animation was smooth as silk and the voice acting was on another level.
Funny too!



RIP Michael Jackson RIP Michael Jackson

Rated 3 / 5 stars

........

Christophe-ano, you're kidding right? cause he's dead MORE poeple are 'slashing him' I've heard about 10 jokes about his death today without even looking for them, you're only hearing what you wanna hear.
Anyway i have respect for his music, but not the man, but i guess i could say that for alot of bands and artists out there.



Tribute 2 Michael Jackson Tribute 2 Michael Jackson

Rated 3 / 5 stars

FUNNY

I think this was a pretty funny last minute video man, but The people i've seen reviewing this are retards, THE GUY KNOWS HE CAN'T DANCE!
THAT'S THE POINT, this is a parody of afro-ninja or fat jedi, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY, don't feel embarrassed because clinton ain't trying!
and to the people bitching because it's not flash, what about Knox? he's had loads of non-flash movies on the fron't page.



Dumbass Doom Dumbass Doom

Rated 3 / 5 stars

unoriginal

i saw at least 3 jokes in this that were from 'stick figures on crack', they were done better in SFOC as well.


Bigfoot3290 responds:

Just for your information, that bastard stole 'his' jokes from this flash. Get your shit right before you accuse me of stealing.


MK vs. SF 3 MK vs. SF 3

Rated 4 / 5 stars

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oook

they say sprite movies are lazy, i think you proved 'them' wrong, but i have a few gripes,
chameleon had the best line 'get the fuck over here' (i lol'd) he was awesome, but i can't believe he lost, and i haven't seen the others and i don't want to now 'cos it would mean seeing scorpion die, and he wouldn't lose, 'cos he's ace.
and how the hell did the red haired guy not die? i feel cheated, he just stands up at the end like he's fine!
personally i would have had chameleon kick everyone's ass.
and the whole thing was way too soppy, i mean before the revelation at the end i'm ashamed to admit it but i thought.....gaaaaaaaaaay.

anyway other than the plot ad the outcome, this was amazingly animated, and i've never seen a fight sequence that long on NG b4.


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Sprite Diapers Sprite Diapers

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

alright

Generally it shouldn't be about the effort put in, it should be about whether people find it entertaining, take anime for exaple, it's lazily done with pre-rendered characters with shitty mouth-tweens and 0 animation but lots of people like it, (i don't personally but w/e).
Podcasts take 0 effort but i like the college university one because it always makes me laugh.
This flash is quite embittered i think your point would be better represented if you took this flash more seriously, otherwise your just showing that your too lazy to state your case properly,or as lazy as sprite animators, i saw a couple of seconds of really cool flash in there so you an i know you can do it.
Please take this as constructive criticism, I'm not trying to break your balls.



Summer Camp: Episode 1 Summer Camp: Episode 1

Rated 4 / 5 stars

awesome

fantastic, tv worthy show.
y'know, time travelling bears doesn't seem that weird, after ninja turtles, biker mice from mars and samurai pizza cats.
very funny tho.



E.M.O. E.M.O.

Rated 3 / 5 stars

ok

i see your point.
i'm not a big fan of the emo culture, i think it's pretentious, especially the music, either wretching on a microphone or that same nasal teen-American voice.
but i have close friends who are emo and they're not the stereotypes in this cartoon. they just like the emo music and wear the gear, but they're funny, normal people, no sulking or wrist slashing, actually i haven't met any emos who are like that, i don't think they're like that in the UK, i think that part got lost in the atlantic when the emo culture traveled here.
I do like (and so do my emo friends actually) the internet emo bashing, it's funny, like the emo song or 'fuck emo' by Cheap Sex.
which finaly leads me on to the review, (sorry it took so long i felt i had a point to make but it seems to have crashed and died, and i don't think more than 2 people will read this)
the movie could have been funnier, unless this is just an angry propaganda against emos, but that would be harsh and slightly immature, they don't deserve severe-bashings, like say; Rush Limbaugh does.
and a faster frame rate would have been good to.
other than that, keep animating!


fulham89 responds:

First, I'd like to point this out for the umpteenth time; this is aimed at poser emos, I have no problem with those who are actually depressed.

Other than that, thanks for the half-decent, pointless rant of a review!

PS. Who the hell is Rush Limbaugh?!


When An Emo Cries When An Emo Cries

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I got a great big lol out of that.

wicked, that was funny, if only it were true.



:: Deck Waving :: :: Deck Waving ::

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I whole-heartedly agree with happy cheese guy

i can't be bothered writing what he said but he's right.
You've just saved your movie clips and symbols and re-used them for years, it's lazy.